Dear Santa Claus,

I have been a very good girl this year. For Christmas please bring me some new ram so my system will keep up with the new video card. I'd also like about a year off from a work schedule, so I can you know, find myself or something. And seeing how I've been so good; voting, not doing any drugs, drinking less, eating well and hardly ever lying could I get extra presents to make up for all of those years I was bad and you didn't bring me anything? Thanks guy, I'd really appreciate it.
Oh, and world peace.