I'm going to the festival this weekend, the old ball & chain is performing and the mosquitos have sent out an invitation for my flesh. I'll be sleeping in the cold of night, swimming in a little waterfall by day, hanging with various assorted superstars, taking in some badminton and getting some much needed fresh air.

Achooo!

Either I have a cold or I am allergic to working all night long...

Tse Tse Fly

If I had a vote in nature I would vote for the end of fruitfly mating season. David Suzuki would be angry with me due to the honourable input the Drosophila melanogaster species has made to genetics research but I'd bear the weight of that to stop the swarm of newborn flies up my nostrils everytime I open the recycling bin.

The day new success was born

This is my e- horoscope today:
"You are poised to impress this afternoon. You will enjoy some justice today, when an old rival admits that you have won. You will have had your cake and can eat it too. Mark today down as the day new success was born."
I'll let you all know how it pans out...

Today's Fortune Cookie says:

Take care of your own shit so other people don't have to look at you and wonder why you're such a lame asshole.

In other news

I'm getting married.

And I'm all like,

"for fuck's sake will you just grow the fuck up!"